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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Here in Florida back in the 60s a shrimp boat owner and captain who was a widower in his late 60s took a thirteen year old bride. He died after four or five years and she was left with a nice large house some acreage and three shrimp boats which she has long leased out quite profitably through the accountant her husband left her.


15 posted on 12/11/2017 5:45:31 PM PST by arthurus (Q)
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To: arthurus

That reminds me of an old Jewish joke [I’m Jewish by the way]:

Jake, a widower, retires in NYC and moves down to Miami.

Two weeks later, he calls his adult kids back home: “Guess what? I’m getting married!”

“To who, Dad?”

“A 19-yr. old cocktail waitress.”

“But Dad: the sex—it could be fatal!”

“Eh. If she dies, she dies!”


18 posted on 12/11/2017 5:48:28 PM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (FReepmail or ping me to be put on my ping list for criticism of liberal media)
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To: arthurus

Is that where the Eagles song Lyin’ Eyes was derived from?


60 posted on 12/11/2017 7:49:42 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sureautjor)
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