Good. Gad.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow to be Boilermakers...
Bharf! Dad earned his MSEE at Purdue, ‘way back when. (Think: vacuum tubes.) I think he would not approve of the current state of affairs there; I further suspect that he would not meet with these loons’ approval. Too white, too masculine, too intelligent, and too military. Also, he’s straight. Which explains my existence ...