Chelsea Handler blames Donald Trump for California Wildfires (has to evacuate home)

breitbart ^ | 12-6-17 | Ben Kew

[doug from upland]

Comedian and talk show host Chelsea Handler appeared to blame President Donald Trump for the wildfires ripping through parts of southern California this week. Tens of thousands of people have been forced to evacuate their homes, as the fires have already destroyed 180 separate structures and burnt through over 50,000 acres of land.

“Just evacuated my house,” Handler tweeted on Wednesday. “It’s like Donald Trump is setting the world on fire. Literally and figuratively. Stay safe everyone. Dark times.”

[crz]

Hell, she lost money on that venture.

[Souled_Out]

The left are starting the fires. More Obama scorched earth policy.

[catnipman]

She’s right of course: never in the history of California has there ever been a wind-drive fire before Trump was elected ... if that wasn’t so true, it’d be funny enough that Handler could use it in one of her “comedy” bits ...

[ameribbean expat]

Fire probably started when she knocked over her vodka bottle and her hash pipe ignited the liquid.

[Old Yeller]

Dark times Chelsea because Godless people like you have mocked God.

[Oscar in Batangas]

If only Trump had won as a democrat.

We’d still have all of this #WINNING and a whole lot less of this #BICCHING!

[CdMGuy]

Handler a comedian? Not in my book. She is about as funny as an empty CARE package on Christmas morning.

In case you are too young to remember CARE, it was a national charitable organization that raised funds in order to deliver food and other essential items to the poor around the world.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

All I can say is Way to go Donald!

[CIB-173RDABN]

And we thought Bush’s weather machine was awesome./s

I wonder how anyone can live a contented life is they must always blame their misfortune on others.

[doug from upland]

[Bellflower]

She needs to blame her and so many other Californian’s evil ways. This is God’s judgement. We haven’t seen anything yet, apart from repentance.

[PLMerite]

I still think she’s pretty even if she is nuts.

[DeWalt]

Ever heard of Sodom and Gamora?

[Seruzawa]

Lol! The Rats stopped cleaning the underbrush for wacky environmental reasons decades ago. They reap what they sow.

[Deplorable American1776]

Donald Trump is an ARSONIST?? Jeez,these liberals are funny. Unfortunately, they want to overthrow Trump...because he is not an elite...

[vette6387]

“Ya know, Gray Davis let fires burn so as to qualify for Federal funding, rather than spending state cash on quashing the fires early, before they did significant damage.”

Unfortunately, when we “offed” Gray Davis, this state had an excellent opportunity to replace him with Tom McClintock. Instead we “opted” for Arnold the Awful, who’s only “achievement” was knocking out a kid with his Mexican maid.

[Maverick68]

I would imagine a typical day for Chelsea goes something like this:

Wake up, try to figure out who is lying next to you, go to bathroom and vomit, open medicine cabinet take one of several meds prescribed by your head-shrinker, grab phone and post something hateful about Trump, cry, drink a glass of wine, call agent and ask why your not getting any gigs, cry, vomit, take meds, go to the gym, walk on treadmill for 10 minutes, post something crazy about Trump, spend the day waiting for nightfall, go to club seeking some fresh young idiot that thinks you look good under the cover of darkness, take him/it home, ask him to pee on you, have horrible sex that allows you to forget about the miserable thing that is your life, rinse and repeat.

[simpson96]

Trump is in her head 24/7, rent-free.

WINNING!