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When I was a boy Grandpa would hand us sharp pencils and tell us to stick them in our eyes. We didn’t, though.

[Bubba_Leroy]

When I was a boy Grandpa would hand us sharp pencils and tell us to stick them in our eyes.

You had pencils? And they were sharp???

When I was a boy we had to poke our eyes with sticks that we found on the ground and we were glad for them!