Germany offers money for migrants who go back home

kxan.com ^ | Dec. 3, 2017

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Germany wants to support rejected asylum-seekers who voluntarily move back to their home countries with a one-time payment of 3,000 euros ($3,570).

That's the carrot, where's the stick?

[doug from upland]

I have been calling for us to pay illegals to leave for months. After they go home, they can get in line to apply for work permits to come here legally for seasonal labor and then go back home.

[doug from upland]

Nope. Fingerprints and DNA samples can prevent that.

[ProudFossil]

And then they (the Germans) will wonder why they keep catching the same immigrants over and over and over and ... BUILD THE WALL!!!

[ProudFossil]

Wouldn’t be a lot cheaper to offer them 72 virgins instead?

I think 72 ham sandwiches would be cheaper. You would not have the cost of the burial for the person getting the virgins. And what about the female immigrants? Would they get 72 studs? I must assume there would be a stampede of volunteers to check out status of the women.

[Clarancebeaks]

Nah, if they were waking up they would just throw them the f##k out with no cost to the taxpayers.

[Oldexpat]

Or just get payment for all their alias’s and all their wives and kids.

[Mr Apple]

...those who qualify can apply by a Feb. 28 deadline and they would get the money once they return home.

Don't rape any women on your way out and - - good riddance to ya!

[crz]

WTF? Oh boy. The Germans have become real geniuses.

[drypowder]

My goodness, how much more can the German people take of their loser government? The German people must be ordered to line up just so their government thugs can keep kicking them in the crotch.

[Gritty]

Why pay then E3,000? Why not simply put a E100 bounty on their heads, save a bundle of cash, and get rid of the problem at the same time?

[faithhopecharity]

yes. just like USA UK France Italy Belgium etc. should definitely be doing now. Yesterday!

[Vigilanteman]

My sister lives in Houston. She said the best money the city ever spend was offering free one way airlines to the Hurricane Katrina refugees to leave.

It cleared out a goodly portion of the Astrodome during the two weeks or so it was in effect, roughly offsetting what it cost to keep them for four days.

[oldasrocks]

Great now I can visit Germany with a one way ticket and get paid to go home!

[blueunicorn6]

Reparations!

I demand reparations!

With interest and compensation for pain and suffering!

Fork over the money your sauerkraut-eating snots.

[central_va]

Only if you carry a prayer rug and smell like a goat.

[SaveFerris]

I’ll take a free round-trip ticket and the cash.

Oh, and the flight must include meals.

Thanks in advance, Germany!!!