[bert]

The egg cream is not really very good and like Russian cars, is not capable of being exported.

Not knowing the difference between a malt and a milkshake is positively provincial

[miss marmelstein]

Go away, you’re boring.

[nopardons]

Egg creams are WONDERFUL, very delicious, and you could "export" the main ingredient ( U-BET chocolate syrup ), which is what makes it taste the way it does, as no other chocolate syrup can!

Who doesn't know the difference between a malted and a milkshake? More importantly, is do YOU even know what a phosphate is..without looking it up?

And what's with Russian cars?