I may never eat bacon again. LOL Good morning.
Hi Lysie
And good morning to you as well!
THE SUNDAY DINNER AND THE PEG-LEG PIG
Preacher sits down to a scrumptious ham dinner on Sunday with one of his flock.
As they finish their meal a pig with a wooden leg comes limping through the dining room.
Preacher asks farmer Jones why he allows a pig to walk around in the house.
Farmer Jones: “Well, that there pig is a special pig. He can do whatever it is that he wants to do.”
Preacher: “What makes him so special?”
Farmer Jones: “Well, a while back our old house caught fire and that pig broke through a window, woke us up and saved the whole family.”
Preacher: “That truly is a miracle! And that’s how he lost his hind leg?”
Farmer Jones: “No, no, he came out of that fire okay.”
Preacher: “Well, if you don’t mind me asking, how did he lose his leg?”
Farmer Jones: “Well Preacher you know, a pig like that, all he did for us, you just can’t eat him all at once.”