How about “I will never commit a crime again” ???
a mistake is a kindergartener writing 2+2=5...
stealing is not a mistake...
what did he mistakenly do ??? steal the wrong brand of expensive sunglasses ???
I think the “mistake” was stealing in China, rather than someplace that allows American athletes to get away with everything.
“a mistake is a kindergartener writing 2+2=5...”
No, that’s the public education system.
;-)