“You are skeptical of our political ideology? I guess your brain doesn’t work right. Don’t worry. We can fix you ...”
I am sure a few sessions of electroshock therapy will convert the non-believers. :-)
If that doesn’t work these “brilliant scientists” can try lobotomy and see if that works.
(and they want to know why many of us hear the word “science” and start running for our lives)
Thank God we have Al Gore’s brain to do the scheming...er, I mean thinking for us.