Likely NO ONE!
That’s why they’re claiming harassment. They’re just upset that “NO ONE EVER LIKED #MeToo”.
They need a whaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance.
I wouldn’t even put a flag over their heads and “Do it for My Country”... My Patriotism only goes so far... and some things go way beyond Duty...
Each one... the Anti-Viagra... good lord...
[Colonel Kurtz fading in the background ... “the horror.... the horror... the horror...]