Reminds me of the joke:
A great thunderstorm and flash flood was threatening a man’s home and family.
There was a call to evacuate by the authorities.
The Sheriff and his deputies came around in boats to rescue them.
He turned them down, saying, “The Lord will provide and protect me and my family.”
The rain got even worse and began to rise so that they had to all get up on the roof.
The Coast Guard sent a helicopter to rescue them from the roof.
He again turned them down, saying, “The Lord will provide and protect me and my family.”
Eventually, the house and all the family were swept away by the flood and perished.
The man awoke at the gates of Heaven, where he met God.
“Why didn’t you save us from the terrible storm and flood?” he asked.
“I sent the Sheriff and his deputies with boats and later I sent the Coast Guard with a helicopter, but you would not listen.” He replied.................