Cilantro and watercress greens look alike and are next to each other in the produce department. Cilantro is the one that smells like an old wash cloth with mildew.
I feel as if I'm back in the cafeteria at elementary school in the 1960s. Cilantro is fantastico, in my opinion and that of my entire Trump-supporting family. I don't understand why you're piling on it, except to make fun of snowflakes. A worthy goal, by the way.
But if you don't want your cilantro, give it to me and I'll eat it and bring the leftovers home.