I feel as if I'm back in the cafeteria at elementary school in the 1960s. Cilantro is fantastico, in my opinion and that of my entire Trump-supporting family. I don't understand why you're piling on it, except to make fun of snowflakes. A worthy goal, by the way.
But if you don't want your cilantro, give it to me and I'll eat it and bring the leftovers home.
Please eat it before it contaminates both food and drink, gin in particular.
I eat cilantro. I like it, but it does smell a little bit like mildew. I don’t want to put watercress into my salsa por accidente.