Is it my imagination, or does Cantore seem a bit disappointed that the models are shifting eastward?
Color me shocked...not
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"Dan and Susie, I'm standing here in waste deep water holding on to this telephone pole so I don't get sucked away with all the structural debris, trees and barnyard animals to warn our viewers about the dangers imposed by this storm. I talked with a few neighbors and they said they have been through this before and they're not leaving. But this is the MOST POWERFUL MEGA DEATH STORM in RECORDED HISTORY EVER so I don't think they know what they are in for. Please, for your own safety, the police... [WHOOOSH] WHOA! That was a STOP sign that just missed decapitating me by mere inches!... Anyhow, the police insist that you evacuate before it's too late. Better safe than sorry! But I can stay because I am doing this for our viewers and I've done this many, many... well, two times before... um, guys, is that an alligator?? Dan, Susie, back to you in the studio..."
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