Are you aware that you can go down to the store and buy a can of Kiwi? You can eat it by the spoon full if you wish, in the privacy of your own home. That’s a lot easier and much less embarrassing than getting on your hands and knees and licking it off some rogue cop’s boots.
You either are ignorant of the situation or dangerously stupid. Take your pick.
Kiwi’s come from Chile (the fruit kind)
Other Kiwi’s end up in Tennessee!