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Posted on 08/21/2017 9:50:58 AM PDT by Enlightened1
The Atlantic, a once-great magazine, has determined that the total eclipse of the sun due to occur on Monday will fail to affect enough black people.
The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.
Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.”
The Atlantic’s longwinded law professor assures readers that “implicit bias of the solar system” is “presumably” not the cause of eclipse’s failure to affect enough black people.
“Still, an eclipse chaser is always tempted to believe that the skies are relaying a message.”
Oregon, where the eclipse will first appear in the continental United States, “is almost entirely white.” “There are very few black Oregonians, and this is not an accident.” It’s totally on purpose in 2017, The Atlantic claims, because the Pacific Northwest state had a “racial exclusion” clause in its original 1857 constitution.
The Atlantic notes that the eclipse will then move toward Wyoming and Idaho, which also have very low populations of black people. (RELATED: Now America’s National Parks Are Racist)
After an extensive discourse criticizing the U.S. Census, The Atlantic tells readers that the eclipse will travel through Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa and Missouri. In this section of its essay, The Atlantic manages to drop the names of Bruce Springsteen, Jesse James, Eminem, Chelsea Manning, Michael Brown and Howard Zinn (a shallow socialist writer panned even by most serious socialists).
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Nothing is stopping black people from living anywhere in the USA. They are only 12-13% of the population, so it stands to reason that they will not be represented in large numbers everywhere. If they like living in the southeastern and northeastern USA and don’t want to move out west, that is their business.
And she didn’t even issue some disclaimer saying she was just kidding? Seriously if I had to go to court for so much as a parking ticket this shyster would be the last a**hole I’d want representing me.
Astronomy, like Maffs and Histery be racis!!!
Lunacy prevails. Over the weekend I read an article that said the eclipse was racist because the businesses in the path were mostly owned by white people who would make lots of money off the eclipse while blacks would miss out on the opportunity.
AT LAST !! Someone GETS IT and publishes it for the world to see.
WE have been planning this for a long time.
It is a test run for the MAN MADE eclipse that will happen in 2020 when the US led expedition will engineer a total eclipse that will be fatal to all but WHITE people.
UNLESS, of course, they are Conservatives.
Special white wash solutions will be available (in secret) to those that believe.
Others will do without.
Hitler was working on this but couldn’t get the melanin balm to ‘work whiteness properly’ (In case if anyone didn’t notice, Hitler was on the dark side. Jewish in appearance—NOT that there is anything wrong with that!!)
Unbeknownst to all but a close inner circle, Trump spent his fortune to make this a happening and we can expect to see some results around Nov 2020, just prior to the election so the Libs can’t come up with an anecdote(sic).
Got to go, my coder ring is transmitting some foolishness that someone is going to ‘hide’ the sun.
If we wait till 2200, it will be ‘safe’ to hide the sun.
The solar system is racist! Donald Trump must condemn the sun, and demand that NASA take it down.
Did they omit Matt Damon, the Commiewood actor who inflicted Howard Zinn on the credulous public?
For 2 minutes the moon suddenly becomes “mammy”...
Someone please tell me this a joke!
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This has got to be satire. The sun and moon conspiring against black people?
Anyone who fails to call out the sun should be forced to resign. And we should take the sun down immediately.
That this was pinned by a Brooklyn Law School professor doesn’t surprise me ... the fact that a magazine editor chose to include it ,,,,,,,nah never mind, that doesn’t surprise me either
She’s a very bad writer. A profusion of confusion.
Matthew’s prettier!
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