Using a fork to eat food in public causing people in Africa without forks to feel belittled, since they many don't have them.
Dreaming about anything Russian.
Allowing their families to be photographed, very offensive to the Amish.
Not carrying around large wads of cash, insulting the other Amish who would want to mug them.
Calling for democracy for Venezuelans.
Driving on the correct side of the road and following all traffic laws.
Advocating Biblical values, outraging someone who is making love to his neighbor's wife and might be watching such come across the TV at that time.
Appearing in public with Secret Service protection, preventing livid liberals from doing them bodily harm when and where they want to.
Eating menudo and not being able to speak Spanish while doing so.
Failing to kiss Chuck Schumer's hand when in the same company at an event.
And, worst of all, failing to advocate the annihilation of all Jews and Christians everywhere by killing them and pulling their children's arms and legs off, killing their dogs and making sure to breed more muslims by their daughters and pledge allegiance to allah, who is just and merciful.
Any time liberals want another reason to be outraged at the administration, just let me know and I'll come up with something.
If you really want to send them around the bend, I think forks were invented by the same people who invented high heels.