Oh, please! O’Connell is working within the constraints of the law. Somewhere along the line, the inhabitants of Danvers forgot to anticipate “assault with an icebox” and failed to pass the necessary law. Seems to me he chose the appropriate law with which to file charges.
Oh The Humanity!!!
What about all the times when kids would put themselves and other kids inside those big front load washers?
Should they have been charged with assault with a deadly washing machine?