“These wankers play tick tack touch each others dicks.”
You post crude and strange things.
Take a look at where your mind goes.
I may be crude but I am accurate. Hastert, Foley, Frank, Craig, Graham... Those are proven off the top of my head, never mind this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal .
It goes far deeper than that.