A penguin once climbed Mount Everest.
That penguin had a daughter and named her in honor of Sir Edmond Hillary.
Yep, old Sir is quite a gal.
Thanks for the heads up, WaPo, but here in Canada we’ve sort of been aware of the dangers of meeting polar bears in the wild so we take along these devices called guns and ride on fast machines called snowmobiles.
You’d be surprised how few of us have ever been eaten by polar bears.
But grizzly bears, well that’s a different kettle of fish. They have trees they can hide behind while we get too close. That won’t be much of a problem in the Canadian arctic, the trees don’t grow much higher than a polar bear’s kneecap up there.