July 4, 2017 : Coldest July Temperature Ever Recorded In The Northern Hemisphere

realclimatescience.com ^ | 7/4/2017 | tonyheller

[rktman]

Greenland just set the record for coldest July temperature ever reported in the Northern Hemisphere at -33C.

Climate experts immediately responded to the record cold by saying Greenland is melting faster than expected at -33C.

[pfflier]

Where do I want my next assignment to be? Ans: I want to drive South until someone asks me why that funny plug is hanging out of the grill on my car.

We may meet somewhere in the middle.

I plan to do the same thing with a tortilla on my antenna. Drive north until someone asks "What the hell is that"?

[UCANSEE2]

And if it turned out scientists realized were were suddenly headed for a rapid decline in global temperatures that would be catastrophic to modern civilization as we know it, what do you think they would propose doing?

They would demand that the thermostat in their office be turned up.

[UCANSEE2]

And if it turned out scientists realized were were suddenly headed for a rapid decline in global temperatures that would be catastrophic to modern civilization as we know it, what do you think they would propose doing?

They would demand that the thermostat in their office be turned up.

[xone]

I would not like to live in a place that floods like that AND has pretty brutal winters on top of it.

Winter always comes, sometimes the smaller rivers flood it is like that in God's country.

[xone]

he means the Souris River

I tried to help him with the geography in #18.

[xp38]

It is 233 on the Kelvin scale. Always use Kelvin to confuse the snowflakes.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

My God! That is HOT!

Of course, you could tell them it’s 273,000 millidegrees K. Then you could say “See, I told you it was bad! Trump has destroyed the planet.”

[xp38]

Impress them even more by saying your subatomic micron thermal detector gives a reading of 273, 489 millidegrees K + or - 15 to be really really sciencey.