Posted on 06/28/2017 8:12:36 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hire all of them!
The need to be a busy-body and manage other people’s affairs has spread from the U.S. to Europe now. Hopefully my favorite areas will be spared. Europe is committing suicide so if its ills are magnified, I can’t get too upset.
I don't know how to tell you this, chief, but moral is still bad. Yes, it's worse then either of us thought. Even after the first contest. It's still bad. morale. way low...
There must be more. Yes, send them, send the blondes, brunettes, and redheads, the ones with the headlights shining.
Send the Amber Lamps! I've fallen and need mouth-to-resuscitation. But get away from me chief --don't try to help me -- only they can help me now. you know that's true. ill just stay here and wait...
Only qualified nurses for this sailor, and howdy-do to you, ladies! ...but, my morale is still low, come a little closer, i could 4shure use me some nursing about now...it's about the only thing, there's nothing else quite like it, and even then i'm certain it'll take a while for me to recover...
Do me one favor, chief, whatever you do, while i'm on ground floor of road to recovery, don't tell Mrs. Calabash (wherever she is) a thing.
Finally, Chernobyl explained...
Bravo, sir! Bravo!
Pink top with the long brown hair please.
I’ll take Miss Hot Stuff on the left for $1,000, Alex. She’s cute and hotter than a pile of used plutonium rods.
Let’s see the Green Energy crew match these lasses.
Not guilty...errrrr, you’re hired.
I think the evidence is pretty strong that the number of intern positions must be increased immediately.
Let’s go play “Hide the Dosimeter” in the break room.
I think eastern Europe has been better at keeping the hijroids out than western Europe has, so maybe there is hope for the Czech Republic.
What you did: I see it.
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