[gogeo]

Excellent list. In the same spirit, I'd like to suggest another:

5. Gaia is angry and must be appeased. I suggest finding the purest of heart and throwing them into a volcano.

Since we know the Left is the purest of heart and intent (just ask...)

When global warming stops, we'll know enough sacrifice has been made.

[morphing libertarian]

I live in soCal. Hard to find a virgin to sacrifice.