[Company Man]

I can see the campaign ads now:

He's not quite as corrupt as Loretta Lynch

[ClearCase_guy]

He's not quite as corrupt as Loretta Lynch

My daughter will frequently sample a new food from the grocery store and say, "Well, it's not ... awful."

I've told her not to go into Marketing as a career.

[MarkL]

I can see the campaign ads now:

He's not quite as corrupt as Loretta Lynch

How about this...

"Hi, I'm Eric Holder.

I was held in contempt of Congress, as I held up their oversight. I helped impede congressional investigations of a weaponized internal revenue service that persecuted my political ememies. I engineered the pardon of the biggest tax cheat in American History. I ran guns to narco-terrorists, who used those guns to murder hundreds of innocent Mexicans, and 2 American law enforcement agents. I helped to inflame race relations, ensuring that identity politics ruled America.

I'll take political corruption to a whole new level, rivaling the worst 3rd world countries! Vote for me, Eric Holder. Why settle for the "lesser" evil?"

Mark