Here’s how special prosecutors work in our nation’s capitol:
Prosecutor: “Mr. Citizen, before we get into collusion with Russia, I’d like to ask you about November 22, the day the President was shot”
Joe Citizen: “Do you mean President Kennedy? I wasn’t born until 1969.”
Prosecutor: “We’ll let’s put that aside. Have you ever taken an illegal substance?”
Joe: “What has that got to do with...”
Prosecutor: “Isn’t it true that you’ve taken copier paper home from work hidden in your brief case.”
Joe: “I don’t see how...”
Prosecutor: “Please tell the jury how many times you have driven home after several cocktails, knowing full well that the legal limit is .08%”
Joe: “I don’t have to...”
Prosecutor: “... and didn’t you falsify your IRS return by stating that...”
Joe:” I want a lawyer”
Prosecutor: “Why do need a lawyer, Joe? Is it because you are NOT TELLING THE TRUTH?” - “What is it you are hiding from the people, Mr. Citizen? Do you know that deceiving a grand jury is a FELONY OFFENSE?”
Joe: “But, I’m not...”
Prosecutor: “ OH REALLY? Let me ask you if at anytime in your life, even as a child did you ever think about ...ever even consider harming someone of another race or gender? What about the president, or a member of government? -— THINK CAREFULLY, MR. CITIZEN - YOU’RE UNDER OATH!”
Unless it's a Democrat.
Prosecutor: “Mr. Citizen, before we get into collusion..."
Democrat: “F*** you."
Prosecutor. "OK. Thanks for the talk. You're free to kick me in the nuts now."