Hey, you people have to stop letting into this noble man,
It takes a LOT to keep his 7th Chakra warmed up and ready for any housekeeper that may stumble upon him.
I would have me a swing hanging on end of the porch where the ax is and would be in hog heaven.
When he has a cider keg on the front porch - then I will believe it.
Funny thing Sam.
You can bring and evil world to it’s knees in a house like that.
A little sod roofing, and it would be even better.