Translation: “We knew about him and his plans but did nothing because gosh, it would be islamaphobic to do anything to stop him.”
Urinalists just have too hard a job. Since it always comes out sounding the same, howse about a form to allow for quick publication? This shouldn’t take long for the urinalist to fill in so they can get back to more important issues like fretting over Trump’s desert choices or some imagined charge of racism:
Local authorities in ____________ have confirmed that the suspect in the terrorist attack on _______ [fill in day of week] was known to intelligence officials. _____ [fill in number] associates of the attacker who were also known to authorities were arrested and have since been released. Casualties included _____ [fill in number] killed and _____ [fill in number] injured.
A spokesman for [fill in politician’s name] has condemned the attack and promised swift action. The spokesman then warned against the serious threat of Islamophobia. Tributes in the form of stuffed bunnies and flowers have begun to accumulate at the site.
Tomorrow they will all hold hands, light candles and say that Brits will not judge all on the acts of a few.
They will come up with a slogan like “British Strong” and that will be it , until they get blown up next time and do the above again.