Sounds like a scene from the remake of the Pink Panther with Steve Martin where he and another fellow go to a big party and don’t want to be seen so they wear clothing from head to foot with the same pattern as the drapes. But then that was a comedy. This guy is for real.
I loved that movie. But truly, he’s like 6’8” I think; so just kneeling down on his knees would make him less noticeable, instead of matching the curtains. This story is hilarious.
It’s the opposite of Jeb! standing on his tippy toes.