Posted on 04/21/2017 12:27:17 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
The Tennessee teacher charged with abducting his 15-year-old student skipped town with Cialis pills and went shopping for KY Jelly and chocolate while on the lam for more than a month, according to new court papers.
Tad Cummins, 50, filled a prescription for Cialis at a Columbia, Tenn., pharmacy on March 10 three days before allegedly blowing town with student Elizabeth Thomas, the federal complaint filed Thursday says.
His wife, Jill, told investigators that he was prescribed the drug, which treats erectile dysfunction and prolongs sexual performance.
Three days later, the pair was spotted at a Walmart in Guymon, Okla., where he used cash to purchase items including womens razors, chocolate, cheese cubes and KY Jelly, court papers say.
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No, but I'd pay to make sure his cellmate has all he wants.
I think his cell mates should be given some Cialis. No KY though.
So he would always “be ready”...
Ick.
Cheese cubes?
;)
He won’t need the Cialis where he’s going, but the KY might come in handy...
I just came here to read the comments. Yours, for example!!!!!
Dem boys in prison gonna be goin’ in dry
This guy is a pathetic loser.
I don’t know enough about this story to make a comment... but the Kentucky Jelly was a hoot.
Was this a forced abduction or a consensual/planned event? Or do we even know at this point?
If he was a Democrat politician, he would be lauded for being some kind of pioneer in some new sex rights twist.
This guy had a serious case of crazy going on. He has literally thrown his entire life away and I wonder how he really thought he would get away with this.
Was it him on that video in Las Vegas?
“I never knew that Kentucky was known for making jelly.”
They won’t be until they can improve the flavor.
They wont be until they can improve the flavor.
Well played, very well played.
Give his cell mates ketchup packets.
I’m sure they’ll figure out what to use it for.
Cialis, because his insurance company wouldn't pay for Viagra.
Thanks, Obama.
I chose the motorcycle................
Kentucky Jelly?
Gilbert Gnarly on the Gary Burbank show had something to say about that...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWAR1IGdZTI
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