Since you mentioned Chuck Norris....
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Alcohol attends Chuck Norris Anonymous meetings.
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(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)