Posted on 03/23/2017 6:22:20 AM PDT by rktman
Is there anything Chelsea Clinton can't do? Graduate from school. Straighten her hair. Get a high powered television interview job despite no experience or background while others couldn't. Get married. Have children. (in that order.) Tweet. Get gossiped about as a potential member of Congress. Write books--or at least have her name attached to them. Get appointed vice chair the Clinton Foundation. A Wonder Woman indeed with the same accomplishments as many a female born to non-famous, non-power-couple parents. But wait...there's more!
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And you are as worthless as your shlt splattered parents
> The Great Karnak sees a nobel (noble) peace prize in her future. For what? <
I am in possession of a mayonnaise jar. This jar has been on Funk and Wagnalls’ porch since noon today. An envelope in that jar says that Chelsea will win the Nobel Prize, and it will be in literature.
The prize will be awarded not for the trash she has already written. It will be based on things she might write in the future.
I don’t know how to photoshop. Sorry you weren’t amused, sourpuss. (Someone photoshopped that?)
Webb Hubbell nominated her, so this “award” is payback for him agreeing to “roll over one more time” for the Clintons.
Fugly to the bone!
I’m pretty sure George Soros and Carlos Slim must have a large wager:
Soros: “I can turn this sow’s ear into a silk purse.”
Slim: “No, senor. Es imposible.”
Please tell me that this is photoshopped. If not, YIKES. I’m glad I’m not those $5000 Louboutin shoes she’s wearing.
The “Before” picture made her look just like “Howdy Doody” with long hair. God awful looking girl and now woman. There has to be some way to get her off my screen.
Yes, it is.
After reviewing the matter with the nice folks at the TV show `Forensic Files’ and the not-so-nice folks at Snopes and CNN, the consensus is that some smart guy grafted Chelsea’s head onto her Mammy’s pear-shaped bod and thunder thighs.
But again—any lurking NSA, CIA, FBI dweebs, it twern’t me.
(Those horse shoes are $2500 each?!)
Same thought crossed my mind, feeble though it may be :)
Chelsea Clintoon looks like Webb Hubble in drag .
,,,,, lipstick on a pig is still not a pretty picture .
Webb Hubble in drag .
She is objectively ugly. Just look at her dad, Webb.
Drag a dollar on a string and a Clinton will show up.
Web Hubbell must be proud.
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