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Texas (Democrat) state rep proposes fines for masturbation (life imitates the Onion alert)
The Hill ^
| March 12, 2017
| Reid Wilson
Posted on 03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT by Zakeet
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Einstein is trying to elicit support for baby killing by regulating masturbation like abortions.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT
by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
She just needs to have her picture sent to all Texas males. That should quickly eliminate any arousal problems amongst that population.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:37:51 AM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
To: Zakeet
Masturbators unite and sic jocelyn elders on them!
To: Zakeet
Well, this would be one way to eliminate the deficit. Especially if it applied to teenage boys too.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:39:55 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Zakeet
Is there nothing Democrats won’t try to control?
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:40:03 AM PDT
by
falcon99
To: Zakeet
What a jerk off!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: Zakeet
Having pictures of that posted in every place where males go and gather will stop masturbation dead in its tracks. At least as far as males are concerned. If anyone wants the female perspective, they will have to ask the female.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:41:25 AM PDT
by
sport
To: House Atreides
She just needs to have her picture sent to all Texas males. That should quickly eliminate any arousal problems amongst that population. Thread Winner!
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:42:21 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: Zakeet
She is trying desperately to make a point but the only one that is apparent is the one on top of her head.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:42:24 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: Zakeet
I'll be fine. I won a contest.
To: Zakeet
She should keep her mouth shut.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:44:16 AM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Common sense isn't common any more.)
To: Zakeet
Buffing the clown is a private matter. That is all.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:45:51 AM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Zakeet
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:46:14 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: Zakeet
S/he has watched “Legally Blonde” too many times.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:46:28 AM PDT
by
FrankR
(FULL REPEAL, OR NO DEAL)
To: House Atreides
Hell...she can join the CIA with all the new spying revelations and watch everyone on tv from her own phone
To: Zakeet
Very much a “hate” legislator party, those Democrats. So anti- Gay, it is difficult to imagine.
Lesbians don’t want their vaginas utilized this way and male homosexuals have no use for vaginas. What sort of vagina slavery is this that plans to neuter the LGBT & Cn’tFigureItOuts?
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:47:01 AM PDT
by
KC Burke
(If all the world is a stage, I would like to request my lighting be adjusted.)
To: Cobra64
Or her mom kept her mouth open...
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:47:34 AM PDT
by
CygnusXI
To: Zakeet
Another "Every sperm is sacred" hypocritical amendment. It's been tried
elsewhere.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:47:58 AM PDT
by
thulldud
To: Zakeet
What’s the fine for a wasted egg?
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:49:16 AM PDT
by
fruser1
To: Zakeet
No need for a new law - I’m pretty sure that her photo will keep men in line.
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posted on
03/13/2017 9:49:44 AM PDT
by
Gman
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