Yup...wasn't it Bill Clinton's, US surgeon General, Jocelyn Elders who wanted to teach kids how to masturbate in school classes?
"Masturbation: it’s not a four-letter word, but the president fired me for saying it. In this so-called “communications age,” it remains a sexual taboo of monumental proportions to discuss the safe and universal sexual practice of self-pleasure. No doubt, future generations will be amused at our peculiar taboo, laughing in sociology classes at our backwardness, yet also puzzled by it given our high rates of disease and premature pregnancy. We will look foolish in the light of history."