Congress should move the 9th’s courthouse to Guam.
Shrink it to the size of a postage stamp and put it in the SF Greyhound terminal. 4th stall in the mens’ bathroom.
Why do you hate the people of Guam?
What a terrible thing to do to Guam. I was thinking about suggesting somewhere more central, like Midway Atol - along with the unexploded ordnance and gooney birds. Justices could spend their spare time clearing maritime waste from the beaches.
Congress should move the 9th’s courthouse to Guam.
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That could cause that island to tip over. Do you want that on your conscience?
Move the Ninth Circuit to Bakersfield CA. Half the judges will quit within a year.