I figure the most intelligent thing I can do is not respond to the challenge.
BWAHAHA! Good one, Bob!
One of my nieces had a DNA test done, and because of it, we found out our mother (her grandmother) told the Lie of the Last Century. She told us we were descendants of the Sioux.
Because of that said niece got a job on the Rosebud Sioux Reservation as a dialysis nurse. I hope the Tribe adopts her!
Niece is 93% Irish! She looked for a match and found a gal who is, in actuality, her half-sister! So we’re all happy-family-reunioning, including the mom (NOT on FR) who gave this gal up for adoption so many years ago.
Weird stuff, that DNA.
What if the challenge is issued by a particularly threatening alarm clock or coffeemaker?