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To: Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; LUV W; All
A short story about things which happened almost 50 years ago:

When my children were 13 and 10, respectively, and when we would go to the mall as a family to shop, I would walk into Macy's or Sears or whatever store, walk up to one of the mannequins and start a conversation with the mannequin. The wife would simply roll her eyes and keep walking as if she did not know any of us. My two children thought that I was the funniest and coolest dad on the planet. They would laugh themselves silly as I made it seem like the mannequin was answering me. Of course, everyone else in the store would look at all of us as if we had lost our minds.

After several years of this nonsense and every time we went to the mall I would always start a conversation with the very first mannequin in the store.

But then one day something happened. We went into a department store and I started a conversation with a mannequin. My 16-year-old daughter said, "DADDY! What are you doing? Please stop that! You're embarrassing me! What if one of my friends sees us and sees you talking to a mannequin?" My 13-year-old son simply shook his head, rolled his eyes and mumbled something.

I simply do not understand it. Perhaps one or more of the Canteen divas can clue me in as to what happened to my daughter and son!

Connie: Jerry Rivera - Vuela Muy Alto [ Version Salsa ], ( Fly Very High ).

 

Welcome to the Salsa Addiction Emergency Room!

We are all in critical condition here!

The music page will open in a new window. There is the option of clicking on individual songs or clicking the Jukebox link. If you choose the Jukebox link then the page can be minimized while you continue surfing:

Friday Night Salsa for 02-24-2017 for the TROOPS and their supporters everywhere!

http://www.computerwhizguru.com/El_Gran_Salseron/Music/02-24-

2017FridayNight/02-24-2017FridayNight.html

Here is a list of the songs in the Jukebox:

Artist/s - Song Names:

Albert King And Stevie Ray Vaughn - Don't Lie to Me

Big Fat Snake - Johnny B. Goode

Big Twist And The Mellow Fellows - Steamroller Blues

Bo Diddley - I'm A Man

Captain Beefheart And Ry Cooder - Hard Workin' Man

Chester 'Howlin' Wolf - Back Door Man

Chris Duarte Group - Big Legged Woman

Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown - My Time Is Expensive

Corey Stevens - Crosscut Saw

Frankie Laine - Rawhide

Frankie Laine - Sixteen Tons

George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone

German Villareal And Mambo Big Band - Cuando Te Vea

Grupo Caney - Mientete

Jerry Rivera - Vuela Muy Alto [ Version Salsa ]

Johnny And Ray - Mascarada

Jose Bello - Cuando Te Encuentres Sola

La Orquesta Tabaco Y Ron - Lloraras [ Version Extendida Pa'L Bailador ]

Lalo Rodriguez - Una Sucursal

Lefty Perez - Mentira

Lightnin' Hopkins - Bring Me My Shotgun

Long John Hunter - Nasty Ways

Lonnie Johnson - She's Making Whoopee In Hell Tonight

Los Hermanos Moreno - Bochinchosa

Luis Perico Ortiz - Se Llora Y Llora

Michael Stuart - Paga Lo Que Debes

Ray Barreto - Indestructible

Rey Ruiz - El Diablo Anda Suelto

Son De Cali - Llorando

Tommy Olivencia - Lo Dudo


55 posted on 02/24/2017 6:56:41 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Note to all foreigners: Please.....GET OUT and STAY OUT!)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

Good evening/morning, spel, and thank you for the Friday Night Edition of the Salsa Addiction Emergency Room! ((HUGS))

Your kids grew up, sort of....probably at that middle “age” where parents weren’t to be seen or heard “in case a friend would see them”. Usually as they grow older, and have kids, it becomes funny again. Remember, Dad, when you talked to mannequins...that was too funny. d:o)


207 posted on 02/24/2017 11:58:48 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska ((~RIP Brian...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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