ABC had the biggest collection of idiots I’ve ever seen gathered on election night. When Trump concluded his victory speech they started shouting that Trump has raped a 13 year old girl. Not kidding.
The area hospitals have called in all their surgeons for emergency work. Many reporters walked into ER with their butts in a bag and requesting it be reattached. A few conservative surgeons were unable to work due to rolling on the floor and laughing their asses off. The other surgeons graciously put their fellow surgeons at the top of the list for detached butt syndrome surgery.
In all seriousness that press conference was amazing. Trump had total control and put the media in their place. They needed it. He should do this often.