BTW, there is a book showing that Dvorak's "New World" Symphony is based on Song of Hiawatha. It comes with a CD of the author reciting bits of Longfellow's poem over Dvorak's music.
OK...here goes! :-)
The Song of Liawatha
(With Apologies to Longfellow!)
By The shores of the Potomac
By the shining big-butt Congress
Stood the Prius of Liawatha
Also known as Faux-ca-hontas.
By the shores of River Charlie,
Entered Hallowed Halls of Harvard,
Checked the box that said “Native”
Steal job from some other libtard.
See an opportunity awaiting
Must get herself a new appointment
Scott Brown’s star is quickly fading,
‘Cuz he’s been a disappointment.
Time to raise the casks and flagons,
Time to spike the fire-water
Time to Circle Liberal wagons,
Time to elect Nikomis’ Daughter!
Liawatha won the day then,
But she really Dindu Nuffin.
What’s a few votes from Granery Hill?
What’s wrong with some ballot stuffin’?
Liawatha lies like bearskin,
Covering up the Tee Pee Floor,
Fauxcahontas speaks with tongue of serpent,
But we all knew that months before.
Liawatha reads a letter,
From the widow of a King,
But the White Man do her better.
Tells her she can’t say a thing.
Fauxcahontas speaks with the tongue,
Forked and dipped in a poison cup.
But we knew that we have won,
When they told Liawatha to SHUT UP.
I can almost tell you exactly what bars of the music were used for the voice-over!