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'Human Ken Doll' Rodrigo Alves can't breathe properly after having 50 plastic surgeries
New York Daily News ^ | February 6, 2017 | Brian Lisi

Posted on 02/07/2017 8:45:15 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain

Barbie's Dreamhouse has become a nightmare.

While appearing on the British TV talk show "This Morning," "Human Ken Doll" Rodrigo Alves revealed that simply taking in air has become problematic thanks to his numerous plastic surgeries.

"July of last year I had my nose reconstructed with a piece of cartilage from my ribs," said Alves, who has had eight nose jobs alone. "That helped, but I still can't breathe 100%."

With much of his income reportedly thanks to properties he inherited from his grandparents, Alves has spent nearly half a million dollars on everything from chest silicone implants to a fake six pack and stem cell injections into his face and hair.

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To: Repeal The 17th

Take a chill pill, FRiend.
It is posted in culture/society and miscellaneous.
Just a bit of levity and human interest.

41 posted on 02/07/2017 10:51:47 PM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

oh Lord, why?


(Ecclesiastes 1:)
1THE WORDs OF the Koheleth, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.

2 Vanity of vanities, saith Koheleth;
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

3What profit hath man of all his labour
Wherein he laboureth under the sun?
4One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh;
And the earth abideth for ever.
5The sun also ariseth,
And the sun goeth down,
And hasteth to his place where he ariseth.
6The wind goeth toward the south,
And turneth about unto the north;
It turneth about continually in its circuit,
And the wind returneth again to its circuits.
7All the rivers run into the sea,
Yet the sea is not full;
Unto the place whither the rivers go,
Thither they go again.
8All things toil to weariness;
Man cannot utter it,
The eye is not satisfied with seeing,
Nor the ear filled with hearing.
9That which hath been is that which shall be,
And that which hath been done is that which shall be done;
And there is nothing new under the sun.


42 posted on 02/07/2017 11:36:03 PM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
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To: Fiddlstix

I dont think even Darwin saw this one coming.


43 posted on 02/08/2017 12:02:13 AM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

looks plastic , but no Ken . What next? Permanent plastic piece around his groin?


44 posted on 02/08/2017 2:44:32 AM PST by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
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To: Yardstick; Salamander
"Weird. He surgeried himself right into Uncanny Valley."

I wonder if machines and computers feel uncomfortable around him?

(Damn silly question. Of course they do!)

45 posted on 02/08/2017 3:09:55 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

He needs to have his nostrils closed and his lips sewn together so he can’t breathe like Ken. Sew his butthole closed. He also need to have most of his joints fused just like Ken. He shouldn’t be able to talk or blink, either.


46 posted on 02/08/2017 3:44:31 AM PST by Right Wing Assault (Kill: TWITTER, FACEBOOK, CNN)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Looks like a freakish Deborah Harry.


47 posted on 02/08/2017 4:53:15 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (It's gonna be bloody.)
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To: PGR88
From back when marionettes were hot.


48 posted on 02/08/2017 7:18:36 AM PST by pa_dweller (President Donald Trump, President Donald Trump. Because I know you like seeing it.)
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