[Baynative]

I been known to pick up a cup of Starbucks because they are in the Safeway where I shop. I like very dark robust coffee and every now and then theirs hit the spot. But, now I'll dump them altogether.

The hunt is on for something dark roasted and on the robust side.

In the meantime I'll amuse myself picturing the look on a newly minted Somali barista when a pasty white raggedy dreadlock hippie woman orders a, "quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred"

[Mears]

OMG-—did you make that up or is it an actual order?

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