Actually, I’d go a different route. I’d drag them into the court and offer the deal...if they damaged property, five years of prison and $20k fine OR they wear a GPS ‘cuff’ on their leg and only go to work, attend church, and grocery shopping (for three years). I’d force them to rehab themselves voluntarily.
ROFL. Bless your naive little heart.
You can’t be serious. These people don’t wear cuffs, go to work, or attend church.