[Gaffer]

So far, so good. I like the sound of liberals crying over their jobs and programs. Is there a way we can preserve their tears in some sort of Heritage fashion? Pure unadulterated raw liberal tears?

[Dr. Pritchett]

This is what we the people hired him to do. Cut away!!

[wbill]

Me too...but, unfortunately, I'm not optimistic, with the way gov't budget cuts work.

For reductio ad absurdum... Let's just say that there was a gov't agency in charge of lifesaving medicine for children, and naming buildings after Barack Obama. Budget cuts come. What piece gets chopped?

The medicine for children, of course. People will holler, kids will die, and the line item will get added back into the budget. If they cut "The Committee to Name Things After Barack", most people would say "Fair Enough" and the rest would wonder why there was committee to do that in the first place.

Thus, the government bureaucrats maintain their budget fiefdoms.

I'll be properly excited when it comes to fruition. Man, I'd love to see CPR and the NEA get chopped, I'd be first in line to cheer. I'm just not optimistic.

[Sam Gamgee]

In my dreams! He still needs Congress to pass this though, right?

As far as PBS, is that not a private organization already?

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Is there a way we can preserve their tears in some sort of Heritage fashion? Pure unadulterated raw liberal tears?

Preserved in cubes of clear polyester resin.

[Diggity]

Tear Museum

[Still Thinking]

So far, so good. I like the sound of liberals crying over their jobs and programs. Is there a way we can preserve their tears in some sort of Heritage fashion? Pure unadulterated raw liberal tears?

It's more fun to just keep making new ones.