[Army Air Corps]

I was joking, mate.

Now, in accord with your commentary, one could distribute pacifiers to the petulant hippies.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I thought you were kidding, of course. But they’d just hiss and get all haughty at suggestions like being soylent green.

The pacifiers... or maybe teddy bears with MAGA caps on, publicly distributed on camera... might get the point across better.