[morphing libertarian]

soupy sales was fraudulent? Say it ain’t so.

[proust]

I’m better than all of you, I threw out my TV in 1859.

[goldbux]

I think he was honest about his career-ending "banana cream" quip.

One of my most prized possessions was a Captain Video plastic glow-in-the-dark belt with a circular cryptography wheel (simple transposition) embedded in back of the rocket-ship buckle.

I have deliberately obliterated almost all memories of a wretched childhood.