Bing Crosby voice “I’m dreaming of a whitey Christmas”.
Cakes were baked from Betty Cracker cake mix.
Danger, satirical article ahead:
http://thehardtimes.net/2016/11/03/white-guy-hit-first-n-word-kanye-west-karaoke/
November 3, 2016 Music, News
White Guy About to Hit First ‘N-Word’ in Kanye West Karaoke
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — Local white guy Randy Murphy brought unexpected tension and horror to O’Malley’s Bar & Grill late last week when he — seemingly unaware of the social landmines littered throughout the song — approached the first “N-word” in a karaoke version of Kanye West’s “All Falls Down,” according to fellow patrons.
Murphy, allegedly visiting O’Malley’s on a first date with Economics undergrad Jessica Almer, made the uninformed choice of song after consuming several “O’Malley Coronaritas” — a margarita mixed with beer — in a misguided effort to impress his date with his knowledge of hip-hop, selecting the track without first screening the lyrics for language that could cause his social demise.
“I could tell he was in trouble right away,” said Almer. “He slurred his words and couldn’t keep up with the song. And when Kanye rhymes ‘third’ with ‘career,’ [Murphy] just kind of stared at the screen for a second. I think he realized what was coming.”...
...Richard O’Malley, owner and proprietor of O’Malley’s, later vowed to have the song removed as soon as he could “figure out the damn machine,” which he insisted is “a piece of sh!t that only that attracts punk kids and needs more Eagles songs.”...