[Arkansas Toothpick]

Californisecession is the answer. Let’s get rid of them, pronto.

[I am Richard Brandon]

But I - me, myself - don’t want to go! We could export, deport, get rid of, all the voting, non-eligible illegals and then hold new State elections. How’s that for a plan?

[Maceman]

Unfotunately, we need their coast line.