Washington Gun Size Guide
small 01: too small, can be sneaked in too easily
small 02: still too small to be noticed easily
small 03: again too small lets face it, there is no safe small gun
medi 01: described as medium, this is still too small for safety’s sake
medi 02: just a bit larger than the smaller dangerous medium size
medi 03: a bit larger than the Medim 02 class, but still both too small and too powerful to be owned by the public
large 01: too large a gun for private ownership, a danger to everyone
large 02: an even more dangerous gun, jeopardizing everyone’s safety, should be banned
large 03: only a domestic terrorist would own this
gigan 01: a special class so offensive, we had to employ a stupid inflammatory word to scare members of the public
gigan 02: there really isn’t a class like this, but we want the public to think there is
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*Obvious lampoon(s) for the mentally challenged
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