President Trump: "Hello, Taiwan? I want girls. Busloads/trainloads of your girls imported!"
President Tsai Ing-wen:: "Girls? I first female Plesidant of Taiwan. I send you girls. Bus roads! Here, I text you picture:"
Trump: "Nice. Send them over and I'll send you missiles, money, and Carrier Air conditioners instead of that Chinese Crap. It'll be great."
Tsai Ing-wen: "Tank you for da helmet Plesident Trump! Chinese very crose to us. We will win with your weapons! We send you more girls! Here rookie here:
Taiwanese girls: "HIIIIII DONNNNNNALLLD!
Trump: "Why, hello Taiwan. We are going to win so much, you'll get tired of winning!