My dear Josh Lowe: Piss Off you airy-fairy arsemonger! You Limey git! Your mother dresses you like an uphill gardener. Spare us your arse-licker tripe you mingebag. Do us Yanks a favor and stay on the other side of the pond, you gormless manky prat. Sod off with your contemptible diatribe; sell it to your Yorkshire Wazzock clan.
Fairy arsemonger?
Is that who brings a quarter every time two Libs......never mind.....I can't say it.
Make it easier on him and just call him a wanker.