[StAnDeliver]

"If you want to be heart-smart, you might want to substitute a higher quality oil like olive for the prison-grade hydrolized palm oil (margarine)."

Exactly.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

You could always make them into a human centipede.

Warning. Do not google it. Warning 2. Do not add II to the end of your google. Warning 3. If you are foolish enough to google is and add III at the end..... Well you deserve it.

;-) Most disgusting things I have ever seen bar none.